国外段子手怎么看待死亡之组最后一轮比赛

1、（皇马球迷）：讲个笑话，莫拉塔、本泽马和C罗，三个皇马出来的前锋都罚了点球，只有莫拉塔不进，这就是为什么最先被卖的是莫拉塔（a joke: Morata, Benzema and CR7 are/were Real players and took penalty, only morata missed it, that's why he was sold first）。2、（巴萨球迷）：欧洲杯F组的战况比整个美洲杯都还激烈（Group F of Euro is much more competitive thant the entire Copa America）。3、（巴萨球迷）：这场比赛后，梅西又给队友下达了指令：计划有变。如果我们进了决赛，又遇到点球大战，那么你们要马上去把C罗绑架过来踢点球，注意别认错人了，是C罗，不是莫拉塔（after this game, Messi gave orders to teammates again: plan changed. if we reach penalty stage again in the final, you guys kidnap Cristiano to take the penalty ASAP. Notice, it's CR7, NOT Morata）。

4、（拜仁球迷）：如果萨内是个卡车司机，他估计会把车开成这样（if Sane was a truck driver, he would drive like this）。

5、（利物浦球迷）：在F组比赛最后十分钟最难受的是谁知道吗？英格兰（who was suffering in the last 10 minutes of group F? England）。